Saturday, March 28, 2009
Hasta La Victoria Siempre (the beginning)
Aprendimos a quererte,
Desde la histórica altura,
Donde el sol de tu bravura
Le puso cerco a la muerte.
Aquí se queda la clara,
La entrañable transparencia
De tu querida presencia,
Comandante Tranqui Yanqui.
Tuesday, March 24, 2009
Click the F**King Button!
The first thing I do when I wake up.
The last thing I do before I go to bed.
I check my flow.
Your rations are coming...
Donate Now, Thank Me later.
Gratz to my Marketing Team.
The last thing I do before I go to bed.
I check my flow.
Your rations are coming...
Donate Now, Thank Me later.
Gratz to my Marketing Team.
Monday, March 23, 2009
BREAKING NEWS!
Tranqui plans to Market himself as a Risky Toxic Asset!(As if Toxic wasn't risky enough)
He's in cahoots with Che, secretly planning a socialist revolution against all that is tranquified, sellable, and awesome. Falta one thing, Sponsorship! Invest 'the loot' in T.Y. today and reap the beneficios of a money-free society tomorrow!
Send some money to Tranqui and we'll get this shit rollin'! tranquiyanqui@gmail.com.
Pesos Accepted, Dollars prefered.
Sunday, March 15, 2009
Somos El Gobierno de Buenos Aires...
Otra vez, en serio?
Echaron al Yanqui Inmigrante otra vez el gobierno de Argentina.
Contexto es todo.
Un video está en progreso...
el documental sobre la vida de T.Y.
Algo para pensar.... soy trolo para los medios?
Estoy repitiendo mis palabras hasta que no tiene más significancia el performance actúal?
Echaron al Yanqui Inmigrante otra vez el gobierno de Argentina.
Contexto es todo.
Un video está en progreso...
el documental sobre la vida de T.Y.
Algo para pensar.... soy trolo para los medios?
Estoy repitiendo mis palabras hasta que no tiene más significancia el performance actúal?
HOY-PALERMO DE NUEVO!
Veni a ver Tranqui hoy en Palermo!- cualquier lado donde me dejan poner mi armario...
Hoy es la oportunidad antes de que se cae el super-pancho armario!
Hoy es la oportunidad antes de que se cae el super-pancho armario!
Saturday, March 14, 2009
No importa si sos modelo o no- Tranqui te necesita!
Primer Shoot- Un Preestreno del desfile...
fotos: Kate Stanworth y Tranqui Yanqui
Gracias a Ulrico Eguizábal
Tuesday, March 10, 2009
Monday, March 9, 2009
Chetranqui
Where Che and Tranqui cross.
'How does it feel to be a symbol?'
'A symbol of what?', replied Tranqui.
'Of the revolution of course.'
'We are all symbols of this movement, I am merely a spokesperson with a tall hat.'
'You do realize what this all means, don't you?'
'I was unaware.'
'Well, of the significance of your actions- the symbolism vested in your contribution to what is before us.'
'As I said, I speak for something larger than myself for which I have no control over. I try to manipulate my perception of things by wearing glasses made of cardboard. Perception is manipulated quite drastically in this way.'
'Don't you think this revolution will be stopped by some force greater than yourself? That you, as an individual, are limited in your potential to change our perception?'
'Limitation sees no boundaries; I don't lose sleep.'
'How does it feel to be a symbol?'
'A symbol of what?', replied Tranqui.
'Of the revolution of course.'
'We are all symbols of this movement, I am merely a spokesperson with a tall hat.'
'You do realize what this all means, don't you?'
'I was unaware.'
'Well, of the significance of your actions- the symbolism vested in your contribution to what is before us.'
'As I said, I speak for something larger than myself for which I have no control over. I try to manipulate my perception of things by wearing glasses made of cardboard. Perception is manipulated quite drastically in this way.'
'Don't you think this revolution will be stopped by some force greater than yourself? That you, as an individual, are limited in your potential to change our perception?'
'Limitation sees no boundaries; I don't lose sleep.'
Friday, March 6, 2009
Imperativo.
Not just a name, a statement.
Not a brand, a lifestyle.
Yes escuchalo bien.
Tranqui... Yanqui.
Collapsing banks and plummeting markets, houses gone and jobs lost- is this our future? Do we panic by what we see and hear? The news doesn't look good; WWTD: What would Tranqui Do?
Maybe we need more people like Tranqui, keepin' it Trank- sin plata, sin comida, sin cosas. Solomente onda.
Listen up Yanquis, this is our cue.
Not a brand, a lifestyle.
Yes escuchalo bien.
Tranqui... Yanqui.
Collapsing banks and plummeting markets, houses gone and jobs lost- is this our future? Do we panic by what we see and hear? The news doesn't look good; WWTD: What would Tranqui Do?
Maybe we need more people like Tranqui, keepin' it Trank- sin plata, sin comida, sin cosas. Solomente onda.
Listen up Yanquis, this is our cue.
Friday, February 27, 2009
Tuesday, February 24, 2009
¿
Damn Tranqui, dónde F'in mierda estabas?
Por lo menos, acá no.
Quizás estabas robando ese plata Q necesitabas? de la gente?
los extranjeros?
de donde lo estás sacando?
en dolares?
Que barbaro que sos.
Q te estas Argentinalizando.
Ya.
Wednesday, February 11, 2009
I NEED money SO I can MAKE money!, Get it?
La idea es que uds. dan un estímulo a Tranqui Yanqui, para que pueda imprimir MAS Tranqui Bucks...
cuáles estmularán el TRANQUI ECONOMIA.
Donaciones, cliquean aca.
cuáles estmularán el TRANQUI ECONOMIA.
Donaciones, cliquean aca.
Tuesday, February 10, 2009
Friday, February 6, 2009
©™©™©™©™
All Rights Reserved.
Tranqui Yanqui is a Registered Trademark of the Tranqui Yanqui Corporation and All Affiliated Entitites.
The Unauthorized Use of T.Y. images, symbols, ideas, and other cool shit will result in one or all of the following:
1. Me calling you a punk-ass
2. You feeling lame about yourself
3. Dealing with shitty legal matters.
4. Not awarding the legitimate recognition that only He, in all his Tranqui Yanqui awesome-ness, deserves. Which means Tranqui will have to personally whoop your ass.
Copyright T.Y. 2009
Tranqui Yanqui is a Registered Trademark of the Tranqui Yanqui Corporation and All Affiliated Entitites.
The Unauthorized Use of T.Y. images, symbols, ideas, and other cool shit will result in one or all of the following:
1. Me calling you a punk-ass
2. You feeling lame about yourself
3. Dealing with shitty legal matters.
4. Not awarding the legitimate recognition that only He, in all his Tranqui Yanqui awesome-ness, deserves. Which means Tranqui will have to personally whoop your ass.
Copyright T.Y. 2009
Wednesday, February 4, 2009
Ego Sandwich.
Street Pop Fashion Basketball Mermaid Sexy Tacky Glorious Fantasy Miami Tropical Heatwave Tank-Top Interventionist Conversation Performance Disguise Contrived Costume Fiesta Paper Garbage Commute Colectivo Dress-Up Historical Pride Homeland Patriot Traveler Foreigner Outcast Hotness Colorful Overwhelming Oblivious Happy Unknowing Uncomfortable Dreaming Bikini Latino Addicted Flip-Flops Rich Money-Maker Farce Helpless Poor Hungry Needy Delirious Inspired Driven Fallen Underwhelmed Anxious Famous Spectacle Thoughtful Thoughtless Musical Saturated Art.
Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Monday, February 2, 2009
"Es Mucho Trabajo"
"Work", he said, "It's a lot of work."
It was left at that, and I wondered what Work meant to him.
So when we don't work for money, what do we work for? What controls the way and to what extent we exert energy to get the job done.
Where does desire stop and habit begin?
Impulse ,Pressure or Inspired to do this thing.
Beyond that, who will tell me this is or isn't work? Who do I believe? More importantly, who do I care to believe?
Call it work, because Yes, it is a lot.
It was left at that, and I wondered what Work meant to him.
So when we don't work for money, what do we work for? What controls the way and to what extent we exert energy to get the job done.
Where does desire stop and habit begin?
Impulse ,Pressure or Inspired to do this thing.
Beyond that, who will tell me this is or isn't work? Who do I believe? More importantly, who do I care to believe?
Call it work, because Yes, it is a lot.
Saturday, January 24, 2009
Wednesday, January 21, 2009
The Bullpen; Warmin' Up.
Día de Inauguración, lo más parecido a Washington que Tranqui podía hacer. La C.I.A. estan por todos los lados, me dicen. Me están mirando ahora?, les pregunto....
"Y si".
las fotos: Sam Campbell
Tuesday, January 20, 2009
Ahora, Si.
Aqui estamos. Si conoces mi barrio de Miami, donde las palmeras brillan en colores distantas, y el jugo de papaya y mango es más dulce que un alfajorcito- quizás sepas de donde viene el orgullo de Tranqui Yanqui por los momentos así.
Desde Miami Gringo hasta Porteño style, llegando por un colectivo.
Hoy estoy Orgulloso de ser Tranqui. Mucho amor por El Segundo Palacio de Los Jugos.
Here we are. If you know my hood in Miami, where the Palm Trees glow in a rainbow of colors, and the papaya and mango juice is sweeter than a little alfajor, then maybe you would know where Tranqui Yanqui's Pride comes from with moments like these.
From Miami Gringo to Porteño Style, arriving in a colectivo.
Today, I'm proud to be Tranqui. Much love for 'El Segundo Palacio de Los Jugos'.
Saturday, January 17, 2009
Friday, January 16, 2009
Thursday, January 15, 2009
Sunday, January 4, 2009
tRaNqUi goes Play-Doh.
Mold me into something new.
I seek to be bought and sold, crafted, developed, marketed....
so here it comes.
Tranqui Money will purchase Tranqui goods, I will eat Tranqui food and play with Tranqui toys, pawn Tranqui trinkets, and sleep with Tranqui quilts. A pet Tranqui parrot will perch itself on my shoulder and tell me what to do, and I will listen.
ART is only a smart Business plan away, or Business a smart Art plan from here, so here Tranqui comes...
"Eleven Dollar bills, and you only got Ten"
Wednesday, December 31, 2008
Feliz Año Nuevo bitches.
Suck it up,
we're in for a ride.
TRanqui coasts into the new year on the fumes of his money farts.
Pedos de Plata, estamos llegando tranquilamente al Nuevo Año...
bien venido amigos.
Monday, December 29, 2008
Where did ALL the TRANQUIS go?/ Y donde se fueron todos los Tranquis?
A La Fiesta de la Recession de Tranquilandia!!!
Friday, December 5, 2008
The Molar of Judgement.
La muela del juicio//el diente de sabiduria.
Una muela menos, siempre más sabiduria.
Tranqui esta planeando su fin de año celebracíon, y todos están invitados. La idea es para celebrar la muela, el agujero que queda, y el Tranqui de 2008.
Vamos a festejar por el Tranqui que viene, nuevo, un hombre de la empresa, con tantas ideas y menos dinero cada dia.
Como puede ser tán intelectual? tan inteligente, y pues, tan pobre? Yo. Yo no sé.
Tienen que preguntar a Tranqui mismo.
One molar less, always more wisdom.
Tranqui is planning his end of the year celebrations, and everyone is invited. The idea is to celebrate the Molar, the hole that remains, and the Tranqui of 2008.
We are going to party for the Tranqui who is on his way in, a man of business, with so many ideas, and less money everyday.
How can he be so intelectual, so smart, and yet, so poor?
I. I do not know.
You have to ask Tranqui himself.
Una muela menos, siempre más sabiduria.
Tranqui esta planeando su fin de año celebracíon, y todos están invitados. La idea es para celebrar la muela, el agujero que queda, y el Tranqui de 2008.
Vamos a festejar por el Tranqui que viene, nuevo, un hombre de la empresa, con tantas ideas y menos dinero cada dia.
Como puede ser tán intelectual? tan inteligente, y pues, tan pobre? Yo. Yo no sé.
Tienen que preguntar a Tranqui mismo.
One molar less, always more wisdom.
Tranqui is planning his end of the year celebrations, and everyone is invited. The idea is to celebrate the Molar, the hole that remains, and the Tranqui of 2008.
We are going to party for the Tranqui who is on his way in, a man of business, with so many ideas, and less money everyday.
How can he be so intelectual, so smart, and yet, so poor?
I. I do not know.
You have to ask Tranqui himself.
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