Tuesday, March 31, 2009

Developed B-4 it's Taken

Tal Vez está pasando demasiado rapido?
No hay tiempo para pensar la significancia, hay que hacerlo y pensar despues.
Tranqui's taking over. He's not thinking of the consequences.
Implications. There are none.

Monday, March 30, 2009


NO pun intended.
Tranqui interviews himself about the state of the economy, the auto-industry, Che Guevara, and what lies behind the 'true' Tranqui....
stay tuned...

Fecha Limite

I'm giving myself 30 days to either MERGE or go BANKRUPT.
The integrity of the Tranqui people are counting on this.
We will not walk away.
We will emerge stronger than we were before.
Leaders in this new era.

Saturday, March 28, 2009

Hasta La Victoria Siempre (the beginning)

Aprendimos a quererte,
Desde la histórica altura,
Donde el sol de tu bravura
Le puso cerco a la muerte.
Aquí se queda la clara,
La entrañable transparencia
De tu querida presencia,

Comandante Tranqui Yanqui.

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Click the F**King Button!

The first thing I do when I wake up.
The last thing I do before I go to bed.
I check my flow.
Your rations are coming...
Donate Now, Thank Me later.

Gratz to my Marketing Team.

Monday, March 23, 2009


Tranqui plans to Market himself as a Risky Toxic Asset!
(As if Toxic wasn't risky enough)
He's in cahoots with Che, secretly planning a socialist revolution against all that is tranquified, sellable, and awesome. Falta one thing, Sponsorship! Invest 'the loot' in T.Y. today and reap the beneficios of a money-free society tomorrow!
Send some money to Tranqui and we'll get this shit rollin'! tranquiyanqui@gmail.com.
Pesos Accepted, Dollars prefered.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

Somos El Gobierno de Buenos Aires...

Otra vez, en serio?
Echaron al Yanqui Inmigrante otra vez el gobierno de Argentina.
Contexto es todo.
Un video está en progreso...
el documental sobre la vida de T.Y.
Algo para pensar.... soy trolo para los medios?
Estoy repitiendo mis palabras hasta que no tiene más significancia el performance actúal?


Veni a ver Tranqui hoy en Palermo!- cualquier lado donde me dejan poner mi armario...
Hoy es la oportunidad antes de que se cae el super-pancho armario!

Saturday, March 14, 2009

No importa si sos modelo o no- Tranqui te necesita!

Primer Shoot- Un Preestreno del desfile...
fotos: Kate Stanworth y Tranqui Yanqui
Gracias a Ulrico Eguizábal

Monday, March 9, 2009


Where Che and Tranqui cross.
'How does it feel to be a symbol?'
'A symbol of what?', replied Tranqui.

'Of the revolution of course.'
'We are all symbols of this movement, I am merely a spokesperson with a tall hat.'
'You do realize what this all means, don't you?'
'I was unaware.'
'Well, of the significance of your actions- the symbolism vested in your contribution to what is before us.'
'As I said, I speak for something larger than myself for which I have no control over. I try to manipulate my perception of things by wearing glasses made of cardboard. Perception is manipulated quite drastically in this way.'
'Don't you think this revolution will be stopped by some force greater than yourself? That you, as an individual, are limited in your potential to change our perception?'
'Limitation sees no boundaries; I don't lose sleep.'

Friday, March 6, 2009


Not just a name, a statement.
Not a brand, a lifestyle.
Yes escuchalo bien.
Tranqui... Yanqui.
Collapsing banks and plummeting markets, houses gone and jobs lost- is this our future? Do we panic by what we see and hear? The news doesn't look good; WWTD: What would Tranqui Do?
Maybe we need more people like Tranqui, keepin' it Trank- sin plata, sin comida, sin cosas. Solomente onda.

Listen up Yanquis, this is our cue.