Tranqui 4 LIFE.

No one batted an eye.
I said I was here as a result of the economic crisis in the U.S.A.
If there was laughter, it was muffled.
My briefcase shouted "YANQUI BOLUDO!". I shouted the same.
I walked by, they looked down.
MY CLOTHES ARE MADE OF PAPER, DON'T YOU SEE?
This is disgusting, I want to go home, I swear I heard someone say.
They're unique!, I cried.
And we're embarrassed for you, but maybe for ourselves as well.
"What does Tranquify that Shit mean?"
umm....
Don't worry, it's almost over.
10 pesos for a necklace made of cardboard is too much anyway.